Caption Fun!

Tea Party Continues to Expose Left-wing Lunacy

The Leaked Democrat Talking Points Memo!

Stupidity/Unemployability Index Measuring

This is how you measure your stupidity/unemployability index (simple diagram below -- line up a ruler w/ your waist)

Bits of Wisdom

Objectivity is not virtuous enough a quality that you should sacrifice your humanity for it.  Have an opinion, and state your claims...don't worry about being right or wrong.  If you don't wake up in the morning, scratch, spit, and think that your team is going to win the World Series this year, then you aren't a true fan.

Note: The Atlanta Braves are going to win the World Series this year!

You can fit 6 DVD's into a single disc DVD player.  My children taught me that (as many of my friends actually know). 

I don't know what NASA was using for those falling foam tiles in their attempts to stick them to the the Space Shuttle, but the strongest substance known to man is the melted crayon on the floorboard of a Kia Sedona....worth a shot. 

Neal Boortz:  All men have the same amount of testocerone.  Some just choose to use theirs to grow hair.  Their choice.  (Couldn't agree more Mr. Boortz.)

Goats think it's raining if you spray them with a water hose.  Stubborn goats that refuse to go back to their stall will do just that in a rain storm.

You accelerate MUCH faster downhill than uphill. 

Picture of American Government Today!

The World According to Democrats

Democrats' Promises (only works on people who like Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga and vote Dem)

The Way Things REALLY Are

The Way Democrat Promises Will Turn (Are Turning) Out

Any questions?

Great Republican Speech